I am soo unbelievably tired of looking at html tags and trying to understand them. I have been doing major renovations on my site for 4 hours today. And I’m not finished. I let the computer defeat me.

I never got it to make a list of blogs, like a blogroll. It never happened. I mean, it happened, but not the way I wanted it to. I don’t understand how you can do something to one part, and do the identical thing to the other and it will turn out different. I feel really sorry for programmers and web designers. They have to deal with it every day, all day long. I am in awe.

If you have never heard of The Wiggles, consider yourself blessed. Please.

My little sister loves The Wiggles. I would not consider myself blessed.

The Wiggles are composed of four grown men who sing and dance to their own songs. It’s scary. And, their songs are the annoying kind that get stuck in your head. Once you’ve heard a song, you know it completely. I’ll tell you the words to one of their songs: Cold Spaghetti.

Now sing “Cold Spaghetti” for about 10 minutes. Good. The Wiggles sing two other two-worded songs for 10 minutes each, and that is the show.

I failed to mention that there are people in costumes on the show that dance around with them. They are better than The Wiggles, because they at least retain some dignity by wearing a costume. There is a Police Officer. The Police Officer is clearly a woman, but they paint a mustache on her and call her a man. Why don’t they just A)Call her a woman, or B)Use a real man? I told you that it’s scary.

Engrish.com is a great place to find pictures of instructions that are as crear as mud. It’s hilarious to find all of the things that get lost in translation. Stuff that doesn’t go over too well. I’m sure you’ve heard of the saying, “Got Milk?” They translated it for Mexican audiences, and it was translated as, “Are you lactating?” Not good.

Now, who doesn’t like this Finnish show? It’s the Moomins. They’re like hippos, but they’re Moomins. They live in Moomin Valley. Little My (the angry girl in red) is funny. She lives with Moomin Mama, Moomin Papa, and the rest of the Moomins. She’s mean, which makes her the most funny one.

Snufkin(the guy in green) is also great. I don’t actually like the Moomins–they’re too sappy. I like Snufkin because he fishes, plays the harmonica, and smokes his good ol’ Finnish pipe. Plus, he has a cool hat.

Watch the greatest spoof ever. You know how they always have a documentary on how the game was made? Well, this is a spoof of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

http://downloads.ubi.com/download.php?id=3 <---It doesn't really download, so don't worry.