I’m keeping tabs on a certain “lifeguard” that I work with. Hint: He lives really close to me. I guess in his version of baseball, you get more than 3 strikes.

1. I’m not sure that he’s actually passed the lifeguard written test. I know that he’s taken it 3 times now. I didn’t know you were allowed to take it that many times.

2. He’s killed people with spinals before. If their backs weren’t broken before, they certainly were afterwards.

3. Bad scanning. Oo, horrible scanning. Like, “let’s scan the people in the park that’s way-far-away” kind of scan.

4. They gave him the whole week off. Not because of vacation, but because they don’ t want him working.

This could be considered gossip. I could get fired. Maybe. But probably not, because they are understaffed and that’s why they even hired this guy. That’s why they haven’t already fired this guy. That’s why I’m not too afraid.

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