The Best Album to listen to: U2: The Best of 1980-1990

The Best Place to listen to Polka Music: Leavenworth, Washington

The Best Place to Drink Coffee: Seattle, Washington

The Best Place to find a Book: Powell’s Books, Portland, Oregon

The Best Place to see a Shark’s Belly: Oregon Coast Aquarium, Newport, Oregon

The Best Place to eat Breakfast: Camp 18, Oregon

The Best Place to get dashed to pieces on a rock: Oregon Coastline

The Best Place to find a Horse: Boise, Idaho

The Best Movie to watch relating to a tourist activity: Escape from Alcatraz

The Best Place to watch Whales for Free: Freshwater Beach, California (40 miles north of Eureka, at Redwood Forest Visitor Information)

The Best Place to make a plan to Take Over the World (muahuahua): The Presidio, San Francisco, California

The Best Place to find Pinky and the Brain: The Presidio, San Francisco, California

The Best Way to offend a San Franciscan: Call a cable car a “Trolley.”