It’s easy to write one’s memoirs when one has a terrible memory
-Arthur Schnitzler

That’s what Michael Phelps must have been doing when he wrote his life story. How old is he? Like 20? Anyways, it’s pretty lame to write a book when you only lived 1/4 of your life. And what could it possibly be about? Uhh, he swam when he was like 5 and hasn’t stopped since.