At the mall
Weirdest models that i have ever seen.
Earlier than expected. Better than ever. Only for Gmail users. Suckas.
Can’t Wait
I can’t wait for Google to launch its Instant Messaging program. This is so exciting! I hope they don’t get overrun with hits before I have a chance to download it. Or else some website that I belong to will give me first dibs like Blogger did with Gmail.
See Related:
Google to launch instant messaging program: report
Google Talk rumors, IM client
Arizonian Phrase Guide
Arizona has its own lingo that not very many other states have. After 4 years of living here, I think I can provide an ample phrase guide.
Burrito, Chimmichanga, Enchilada, Fajita, Flouta, Taco, Taquitto, Buffet n. some sort of combination of meat, beans, and cheese, rolled in a flour flatbread shell
Coyote n. 1 An illegal alien smuggler 2 A member of the pro hockey team 3 A wild dog
Drop House n. A house that is used to store illegal aliens in until it is a good time to move them to a safer location.
Gringo n. A white boy who will say this word [grin'-goe] instead of [gdeen-go']
“I crossed the Rio” phrase. “I want to get arrested”
“It sure is hot out” phrase. Used when you can’t think of anything better to say
Mexican Wakeboarding n. Activity that involves the use of a tire, rope, vehicle, and at least 2 people. Oh, and a lot of open desert.
Minuteman n. A volunteer that patrols the US/Mexico border for coyotes and Rio crossers
River n. A dip in the land that water would run to if we had any water to run.
The River n. The Salt River (ex. I’m going tubing down The River.)
U of Gay n. The “university” that is in Tucson.
Verga n. Rain that evaporates before it touches the ground
Good Things to Keep in Mind
“If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?” –Vince Lombardi
“Second place is simply the first loser.” –Anonymous
“Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.” –Red Sanders
“When you’re a winner you’re always happy, but if you’re happy as a loser you’ll always be a loser.” –Mark Fidrych
“Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come in second are your wife and your dog.” –Damon Hill
[quotes via Kicking and Screaming]
