Because we have the gayest swim team name ever in the history of swim teams, we have made our reputation by being tough gangstas. That guy in the middle is from the Afghanistan. He carries AK-47’s around, because that’s what they do in his country. I’m talkin’ tough here, so don’t you mess around with us. And you know how we win meets? We get out our weapons that our contacts in Afghanistan lent to us. Yeah, surrender now or prepare to fight.

Now, I should leave you with some gangsta music like Tupac (he’s alive, yo), but I don’t really like that sort of stuff. I mean, I like Tupac! Everyone must like Tupac, and if you don’t that’s just wrong yo. Agree with me or die, foo’! Anyways, here you go kids.

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