Boy: Would you like a Whopper?

Mom: No, thanks. I’m not a fan of malt balls.

Boy: You’re not?

Mom: They taste like chocolate covered puke.

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Starbucks Customer #1: They should serve beer here. It would be so much better. It would be a whole new experience!

Starbucks Customer #2: Yeah, okay hun, I want a latte.

Starbucks Customer #1: They could set up a bar over there. It would be so much fun to come to Starbucks if they served beer.

Starbucks Customer #2: Were you even listening to me?

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Girl #1: How do you turn an iPod off?

Girl #2: Mine just turns off by itself.

Girl #1: I tried that yesterday, but it took like 9 hours before it shut off.

Girl #2: Hmm….yeah I guess mine did too….

Girl #1: And when I tried to turn it back on, it was all out of power so I had to recharge it.

Me: Yeah your battery died, and if you press and hold the play/pause button it turns off.

Girl #2: You can press a button to turn it off?

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