Bella is the newest resident of my home. We adopted her from The Animal Rescue Center in Phoenix, Arizona. She is four years old, and very active. Her previous master became sick and her mistress couldn’t take care of her. We had been searching for a Boston since Annie died, and we finally found the perfect match.
Josh Rouse - Quiet Town
If I was campaigning, I think I’d change my last name.
“I vill make Arizona zee fourse reich!”
Not a whole lot happened in my St. Patrick’s Day celebration. But I did get to see some live music, and that’s always a good thing.
Booya, a local band, played at the Fountain Hills festival. They were a really great Irish jam band that flowed well together. They played some of their own music, as well as Flogging Molly, Johnny Cash, and Led Zeppelin covers. Three cheers to them for headlining on St. Patrick’s Day!


Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
Flogging Molly - Pub Song
Led Zeppelin - Tangerine
In Arizona things are different
Green on St. Patty’s is an amazement
There’s brown all around
Green is not to be found
If you see green it’s from an ailment.
Ok that was lame, so here’s another try.
America does not have its own holiday
So we take all of our holidays from far away
Except for the Fourth of July
And celebrating apple pie
We’ll take every excuse for no work anyways.
That was a little better. Maybe I’ll give it one last try.
Ale, cabbage, and corn beef
Roman Catholic belief
A kilt of plaid
A golfing lad
All are Irish motif.
I should have stopped at the second one. Oh well. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to ye all!
Flogging Molly - What’s Left of the Flag
In Arizona, people do things differently. The bad thing about living here is I find that I’m becoming like them. Weird.
For instance, it’s raining right now. This is the first time it’s rained in 145 days. It’s amazing, I know. The rain is amazing, not the fact that it hadn’t rained for 145 days.
So when people spot rain, chaos ensues.
School is cancelled.
Car wrecks happen at every intersection, every country road, and every where there happens to be a car.
The local newscaster says, “Forget about that story that talks about some ‘radical religious leader’ who blew up and killed a couple thousand people. Folks, it’s raining!”
Little kids cry because they don’t understand who is spraying them with water.
Grandpa’s spontaneously combust.
Everyone has been confused for the past few days because there were clouds in the sky. What are those puffy white things? Why are they blocking the sun, the beautiful sun? Why are they spitting at us?
Now I need to go investigate this “water” to see if it’s actually what the weather man says it is. It could be toxic acid from aliens. I’m not totally sure what it is.
The Format - She Doesn’t Get It (Acoustic)
Today, March 6th, is National Frozen Food Day. A.K.A. eat cardboard day!
I looked around and found a site that promotes this day. They offer great tips and interesting thoughts.
Imagine how your busy life would be if you didn’t have a frozen dinner to pop into the microwave in between a late day at work and your evening event. You’d have to stop and make a dinner from scratch!
Wow, imagine that.
The site says, “Start your day with by popping a frozen breakfast into the microwave.” Mmhmm! Nothing says good morning like a frozen waffle.
“For lunch, select among a wide array of frozen lunch treats.” Hot pockets, anyone?
“Dinner: If you are in a hurry, you’re in luck. The selection of dinner entrees is seemingly endless.” I’m going to go with a pizza.
“Snack time is the perfect time for ……ice cream!”
So today is the day to eat crap for food. Here’s the food, by the facts.
1 serving Kellogg’s Eggo Banana Bread Waffles - 212 calories
1 serving Hot Pockets Ham N’ Cheese - 681 calories (44% of recommended daily fat intake)
1/3 of a Red Baron Pepperoni pizza - 320 calories
1/2 cup Vanilla Breyers no sugar added ice cream - 99 calories
So we were well under 2,000 calories. Pretty good if you’re on a low calorie diet. We met low-calorie standards, but did we meet anything else (like vitamin intake)? Not really. Oh well, it’s only one day of eating cardboard crap. Enjoy!

Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?
*edit* The song is downloadable now. Sorry about that.