Ridiculous Amounts of Money Will Convince One to Do Anything
Yesterday I was guarding at the city pool again. Yes, the same pool that I quit working at.
Mean Lisa’s boss told me, “If you guard on a one night contract you will get paid a ridiculous amount of money.” So I did it. I signed a paper that said I would get paid a ridiculous amount of money, and all I had to do was show up. The contract did not tell me what I was expected to do if someone started drowning though, so I figured it couldn’t hurt me too much.
A couple other guards were contracted to work, and they were all good guards that knew their job well. It wasn’t half bad. Mean Lisa’s boss even fed us.
Earlier in the summer, me and a couple other people discussed putting an ad in the classifides that would say we were available for hire to guard private pool parties. Think about it: if you were hosting a big party and you had a pool (granted, everyone in Arizona does), you won’t want to watch the kids in the pool. No one wants to be the adult out at the pool with the kids. If you had the option to hire a certified lifeguard for around $10 per hour, wouldn’t you do it? For a mere $30 plus travel expenses, you could get rid of a lot of stress. We never placed the ad, but a couple people did end up getting hired for a certain influential family’s private pool party.
I’ll work on a contract any day. It’s a good deal all around.
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