So the other day the Talking Heads on the news were talking about the dangers of 4/20.

My parents wondered aloud about just what is it that makes April 20th so dangerous.

“It’s Bob Marley’s birthday,” I helpfully pointed out.

“How do you know that?” demanded my mom.

“Who is Bob Marley?” asked my dad.

“You know, Bob Marley, the reggae singer,” said mom.

“Everyone celebrates Bob Marley’s birthday,” said I.

“Why do they celebrate it?” wondered my dad.

“HOW do they celebrate it is the better question,” corrected my mom.

“I suppose they celebrate it with certain celebrating-type things,” I said as I wandered away.

“Well, I’ve never heard of such a thing in my life!” finished my mom.