[Phone transcription] 

Me: How would you like me to get these photos to you?

Photo Editor: Could you email them to me?

M: I shoot in RAW.

P: So can you email RAW?

M: That would be kind of hard. Each picture is like 3 MB.

P: … oh. Well, can you shrink them?

M: I’m not allowed to do post-processing. That’s your job.

P: Call the editor and see what she says.

M: (banging head on desk) Okay. Will do.